by Light Joker April 2, 2004
Get the battle ax mug.The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
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A bisexual who believes bisexual = pansexual. Originating from a series of group chats for these people.
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Get the Hairy Battle-Axe Wound mug.eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia
by warmchaii April 23, 2020
Get the battle-axe bisexual mug.A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
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