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battle_axe 

A middle-aged or elderly female of unpleasant disposition. Used most often to describe a boss or relative you don't like.
Oh, I can't play golf with you this afternoon. My wife's mother is coming over -- and I've got to try to be nice to the old battle axe!

or:

Mrs. Maloney's keeping the whole department working this weekend and says no one can take vacation time until these orders are processed -- the old battle axe!
battle_axe by Jay Young April 28, 2004
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battle axe 

A fierce, unpleasant older woman with strong opinions.
Ms. Henry is a real battle axe!
Just ignore that old bird, she's a battle axe.
battle axe by MustangGT September 25, 2005

battle axe 

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands
battle axe by goosenard June 30, 2006

Battle Axe 

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.
Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.
Battle Axe by H23 February 26, 2009

Battle Axe 

Weapon - two sided axe, held with obne hand inbetween the blades and one lower down the pole.
The barbaric demon charged, battle axe in hand he decapitated thehuman.
Battle Axe by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2004

battle axe 

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.
Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.
battle axe by djsee4 February 20, 2010

Battle-Axe 

A prominent dance move among electric dance music enthusiasts involving a powerful chopping movement using both hands in a full-body gyration upon the drop of a house music song.
Joey just battle-axed so righteous when that Avicii beat dropped!
Battle-Axe by MDeads November 22, 2011
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