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battle_axe 

A middle-aged or elderly female of unpleasant disposition. Used most often to describe a boss or relative you don't like.
Oh, I can't play golf with you this afternoon. My wife's mother is coming over -- and I've got to try to be nice to the old battle axe!

or:

Mrs. Maloney's keeping the whole department working this weekend and says no one can take vacation time until these orders are processed -- the old battle axe!
battle_axe by Jay Young April 28, 2004
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battle axe 

A fierce, unpleasant older woman with strong opinions.
Ms. Henry is a real battle axe!
Just ignore that old bird, she's a battle axe.
battle axe by MustangGT September 25, 2005

battle axe 

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
battle axe by goosenard June 30, 2006

Battle Axe 

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.
Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.
Battle Axe by H23 February 26, 2009

Battle Axe 

Weapon - two sided axe, held with obne hand inbetween the blades and one lower down the pole.
The barbaric demon charged, battle axe in hand he decapitated thehuman.
Battle Axe by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2004

battle axe 

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.
Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.
battle axe by djsee4 February 20, 2010

Battle-Axe 

A prominent dance move among electric dance music enthusiasts involving a powerful chopping movement using both hands in a full-body gyration upon the drop of a house music song.
Joey just battle-axed so righteous when that Avicii beat dropped!
Battle-Axe by MDeads November 22, 2011
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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