The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.

Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.

Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!

Bassoon by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012

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Batgos

Batgos is strongest ever
Is literally top of the pecking order

Batgos vs anyone = batgos win
Beats shaggy

Beats shrek

Beats goku according to Chris

Beats morbis with morbtime

Beats silverback gorilla

Beats mr popo
Beats nolimitsman
Beats spongebob SquarePants

Batgos is strongest ever. Krytos is weakest ever

Batgos by Singnoob May 24, 2022

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shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

shatners bassoon by Valetudo March 24, 2004

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Bathong

It's a exclamation word... Showing how shocked you are, like Cyril Ramaphosa kind of Shocked

"This country is not mine bathong" , said Cyril

Bathong by @T. January 25, 2021

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