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batonman

a man or boy who frequently gets into embaressing situations whenever he's horny because he has a huge stiffy in his pants
Check out that batonman! he has a huge stiffy in his pants!
by tory borty December 24, 2012
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The BaconMan

Noun: Origin- working class America, 1998- A man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. This upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SMELL LIKE A BIG GREASY SLAB OF BACON. YOUR A BIG FAT BACONMAN!" The Bacon Man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! He loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. The BaconMan was born that day. '

He uses this name for his every day life, including all documents and such. While his License says his real name, Robert Kelley, it is signed "The Bacon Man".

The Bacon Man is a local radio DJ for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the Ma south shore, cape cod, and the islands. He also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

In short, "Baconman" is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal
"Do you smell bacon?" (when looking around for it, The BaconMan" you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)
by Bacon and Leggs October 14, 2012
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batomanopoeia

The literary term used to describe the "sounds" of the punches made by Batman and Robin in the original 1970's Batman television show, when the screen would change colors and display the sound of the hit.
Joker's minions surround Batman and Robin - when Batman punches the first villain, the screen cuts to the batomanopoeia "KAPOW".
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baconman

He is a man who loves bacon. Without his bacon he could die. He also has a lot of friends.
thats baconman!
by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018
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