bathterd

Fit finley On an episode of wwecw i belive wrestler bobby lashley called fit finly a bathterd

Bobby: you say your name is finley and you like to fight i say your name is finley and your a bathterd

by Bastardboiiii March 23, 2019

bathturd

Someone who was conceived before marriage but born after

Look at that bathturd, who was conceived before marriage but born after

by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018

bathturd

A word made famous by professional wrestler Bobby Lashley. He meant to say "bastard," but he speaks with a lisp, and instead it came out like "bathturd." It instantly became an internet phenomenon incredibly popular within the Internet wrestling community. It made Lashley full of teh lulz.

"You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight...well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathturd."

by Dan Himself August 4, 2007

Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?

Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.

by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007

Bathterbate

To Batherbate is when you are soaking in a nice warm bath to ease the worries of the day and you look over and see a bottle of hair conditioner. In your head you have an internal struggle to have nice soft manageable hair or to use this(at times expensive)fluid to stimulate ones penis to orgasm. Inevitably because you are in the bath to feel relaxed you choose to use the conditions to jerk off and complete you relaxation session. But then comes the realization that you have blown off a bunch of knuckle children into the water and now in an attempt to avoid them you just out of the bath...and so ends the relaxation.

While Frank was feeling ill he decided to take a bath. But having not locked the bathroom door his wife entered the bathroom to discover Frank "Bathterbating". And from that day forward he would never bathterbate again.

by Shorty McFrickerson February 22, 2014

Batterd

Stoned

by Johnty Slap September 19, 2003

batterd shoe

Where your shoe gets dirt on it and it won't come off for nothing

Dude....that dirt wont come off for nothing thats a batterd shoe

by Possum aka logan February 22, 2018