bathblast

When you are having rough anal sex in a bath. The male partner then has to jizz in a bottle of soap and pour it down his partners vagina. You then have to commence in sexual intercourse, cleaning your dick and making your partner cum out all your clean and purified cum. This concoction must then be solidified and then turned into a bar of soap to use as a dildo.

"Wow me and Jessica had a hell of a bathblast last night"

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Backblast Area Clear

a. a military cautionary statement, when one is firing the AT-4. One looks behind them, scanning for personnel 100 meters back in a 90 degree cone, once it is clear they yell backblast area clear and fire.

b. One looks behind them, and whether it's clear or not, yells BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, and rips a loud veracious fart.

a. READY, BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, FIRE FIRE FIRE

b. Hey Tom, backblast area clear, RIPPPPPP HAHAHAHA

by Military guy April 10, 2009

Bathalath

When a dog has a very luxurious bath.

My dog just had a bathalath.

by Kate Seaton February 3, 2019

Kamikaze buttblast

The act of dressing up as dragon ball z character, goku, while penetrating an anus and therefor releasing his high fructose porn syrup inside the rectal cavity.

"Hey, did you see Ruth last night?"

"Yeah, I kamikaze buttblasted that phanny after I went super saiyan."

"So, you emptied the dragon balls,huh?"

by Poopid69 January 27, 2017

bathclart

a vaginal fart in the bathh

ahh blud i walked in to take a shit and she fuckin dun a bathclart on me

by bumberclut 3000 January 25, 2011

Bantblaster

The one guy who absolutely destroys the banter that's flowing thick and fast with a single misplaced sentence.

Guy 1: And despite that I still had sex with her twice that morning!
Guy 2: Hahaha! Speaking of doing things twice in the morning, that's how many times I brushed my teeth this morning!
Guy 3: ... You're such a bantblaster.

by thisnameisbeingusedbysome1else April 23, 2011