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When you are having rough anal sex in a bath. The male partner then has to jizz in a bottle of soap and pour it down his partners vagina. You then have to commence in sexual intercourse, cleaning your dick and making your partner cum out all your clean and purified cum. This concoction must then be solidified and then turned into a bar of soap to use as a dildo.

"Wow me and Jessica had a hell of a bathblast last night"

bathblast by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

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Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

Buttblast paradox by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

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Backblast Area Clear

a. a military cautionary statement, when one is firing the AT-4. One looks behind them, scanning for personnel 100 meters back in a 90 degree cone, once it is clear they yell backblast area clear and fire.

b. One looks behind them, and whether it's clear or not, yells BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, and rips a loud veracious fart.

a. READY, BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, FIRE FIRE FIRE

b. Hey Tom, backblast area clear, RIPPPPPP HAHAHAHA

Backblast Area Clear by Military guy April 10, 2009

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Bathalath

When a dog has a very luxurious bath.

My dog just had a bathalath.

Bathalath by Kate Seaton February 3, 2019

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Kamikaze buttblast

The act of dressing up as dragon ball z character, goku, while penetrating an anus and therefor releasing his high fructose porn syrup inside the rectal cavity.

"Hey, did you see Ruth last night?"

"Yeah, I kamikaze buttblasted that phanny after I went super saiyan."

"So, you emptied the dragon balls,huh?"

Kamikaze buttblast by Poopid69 January 27, 2017

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bathclart

a vaginal fart in the bathh

ahh blud i walked in to take a shit and she fuckin dun a bathclart on me

bathclart by bumberclut 3000 January 25, 2011

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Bantblaster

The one guy who absolutely destroys the banter that's flowing thick and fast with a single misplaced sentence.

Guy 1: And despite that I still had sex with her twice that morning!
Guy 2: Hahaha! Speaking of doing things twice in the morning, that's how many times I brushed my teeth this morning!
Guy 3: ... You're such a bantblaster.

Bantblaster by thisnameisbeingusedbysome1else April 23, 2011

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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