a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.