Bantblaster

The one guy who absolutely destroys the banter that's flowing thick and fast with a single misplaced sentence.

Guy 1: And despite that I still had sex with her twice that morning!
Guy 2: Hahaha! Speaking of doing things twice in the morning, that's how many times I brushed my teeth this morning!
Guy 3: ... You're such a bantblaster.

Bantblaster by thisnameisbeingusedbysome1else April 23, 2011

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BassBlaster

A young music producer from England with an amazing music taste.

“BassBlaster is such a good person”

BassBlaster by Yybygynuajunaumeundybybtv7777 September 22, 2020

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Bantblaster • Ballblaster • BassBlaster • Bantmaster

Bantmaster

Someone who gives out the best banter. Usually really easy going and has a top of the pack sense of humour. Always the wittiest person of the group and usually an alpha male/female.

Loved by all in the group but feared for the banter that could be unleashed upon them.

Hey, that guy Ali is a total Bantmaster!

Bantmaster by Douchmans October 21, 2013

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BassBlaster

A 14 year old person with a musical talent. He often displays his music on spotify, iTunes etc.

“BassBlaster is a good music producer”

BassBlaster by Yybygynuajunaumeundybybtv7777 September 22, 2020

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Ballblaster

1. A toy that shoots balls.

2. When you unexpectedly get hit in the balls/testes.

3. When a person gives oral pleasure to your testicles.

1. I got a new ballblaster that shoots googolplex balls/second!

2. During my negotiations in Sparta, King Leonidas unexpectedly ballblasted me with his boot.

3. A hobo at the bus station gave be an exquisite ballblaster for an old dimebag.

Ballblaster by T4rd January 12, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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