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The homosexual application of the phrase glass houses…which is an abridgment of the saying:“One should never throw bricks at glass houses”.
David: Girl, fucking that slut is like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway.
Ezequiel: This coming from the uber bottom,bath houses...
by jayme mcdaniel September 25, 2005
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Turkish Bath House

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014
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Chinese Bath-house

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.
Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house
by KaSplosion November 26, 2011
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bath house

A place where men go in order to have hot and horny sex with each other.

These places usually offer two options : renting a locker or a "room". Most of these rooms are small, but can be equipped with a TV (displaying gay porn) or large mirrors.

A decent bath house usually offers the following : spa, sauna, hammam, showers, dark/back room(s), movie rooms or TVs, a bar. Some bath houses also have glory holes, a movie theater, a weightlifting room, a large lockerroom, male masseuse, a swimming pool, etc.
I feel like having meaningless sex with a sexy guy, so I might go to the bath house.

I was into an incredibly hot orgy in that room at the bath house; the door had remained open and guys kept coming in.
by sk1tz01d July 26, 2008
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bath house

A place where men go to have sex with other men. Many of them are absolutely disgusting and reek of rotting semen and growing bacteria. Beware, 9 times out of 10 they are filled to the brim with people on a field trip from the aged fat people home. STD's get spread here like peanut butter on a sandwich. Most bathhouses are very dark so you can't see who's groping you or rubbing their dick up against your ass. Many people liken them to haunted houses because of the dark lighting, horrible stench, and theme rooms which include mazes, sling rooms (for sadistic freaks), glory holes, doctors offices, and creepy old men lurking around who look like sex offenders.
Naive Gay teen: I'm going to a bath house for the first time.. It sounds like so much fun! I'm gonna suck and get fucked by as many hot men as I can.

Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.
by audiomuse1 August 18, 2011
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bath house

A place that homosexuals go to have hot nasty anonymous sex. Often while cruising in white, surprisingly clean towels.
He was in the bath house sling, getting plowed like a Nebraska corn field.
by Chad Hunt May 28, 2005
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Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.
Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.
by aaslt black hat March 18, 2011
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