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someone who is so pathetic he cant even get to first base}
that guy has no luck with women, hes still a bat boy
BAT BOY by Brian J October 10, 2004
a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.
Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing
bat boy by Jebus January 4, 2005
straight male who likes to hang out with gay men
Phil is such a bat boy, he never gets to hit.
BAT BOY by JAC789 January 15, 2008

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
A soldier who is assigned to one of the 3 Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment in the U.S. Army. Used among Ranger school students to denote students who are from the Ranger Battalions as oposed to being from other units. Also used among exmembers of the military to denote the same. A mark of distinction, as life in the Ranger Battalions is marked by austere conditions.
None of the Rangers who died of hypothermia in class 6-95 were batboys.

Did you meet the new rookie? Yeah, he was a batboy, that makes him one tough motherfucker.
Batboy by exbatboy September 30, 2009
One of the most famous stories in the Weekly World News about a boy who was supposedly part bat. Now used as a description for someone who's doing something bizarre enough to get them their own story in the WWN.
"Dude, that friend of yours came over, walked straight out into my neighbor's yard, dropped trou, and dumped a load."

"Yea, he's a total batboy"
batboy by DareD May 18, 2006