Bastardizing 

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

Bastardizing by x0racunx March 22, 2010

lazy bastardizing 

When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.

Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.

lazy bastardizing by Prophet of Confusion April 8, 2008

Bastardising 

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality

That Daniel has been bastardising our language again

Bastardising by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008

Bastarding 

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.

Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?

Bastarding by Frederik43 March 28, 2010

bastarding 

A word commonly used when you feel unable to say "Fucking".

I don't bastarding believe it.

bastarding by GrEMbOt... September 7, 2005

car bastarding 

When you cruise around in a car and yell obscenities at strangers walking down the street. You know you have given a successful car bastard when your victim stutters or gives a dumbfounded look

All summer long, we go out car bastarding almost every night.

car bastarding by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

bastarding 

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

bastarding by TomUK May 16, 2006