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basstersize 

To humiliate or pick on. make somebody feal like an unappreciated bastard child.
Ernie "Hey Buddy why don't you pick up youre junk and get out of here, youre always in my way! Buddy "Why do you have to basstersize me all the time"
basstersize by old grump November 21, 2010

bamsters 

Expression used when something boss happens, and no other word can explain the feeling. Also appropriate in really ANY situation.
You see someone wipe out - you say bamsters.
You get an A on that test - you say bamsters.
no one is listening to you - you yell BAMSTERS!
awkward silence? bamsters.
bamsters by doyoucopy October 13, 2009

Basterskank 

Worse than a cunt
That bitch is a basterskank
Basterskank by Bartolocolon January 20, 2020

Bassterleie 

Turkey stick measurer with 72 booms per bar. It has a piece of bacon on each side and goes out with a BANG.
You didnt adjust my bassterleie knob, How am I supposed to have a happy ending now?

Master-basster

Someone who is really good at bass guitar
Person 1: "Hey can you do slap bass?"
Person 2: "Yeah of course, that's why they call me the master-basster"
Master-basster by cl9k March 7, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026