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Basketeering 

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.
TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."
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Bashuneethwarr 

A commonly misspelt word referencing someone's amazing fashion sense. A popular replacement for the word fashionista in the UK. (Pronounced Ba-shon-eest-War)
Daven is such a Bashuneethwarr in that jacket.

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Katy can't be a Bashuneethwarr, she keeps missing the W.
Bashuneethwarr by alex0lion January 7, 2021

bashenger 

Someone who is being bashed for delivering a bad message / bad news.
"Don't shoot him, he's just the bashenger"
bashenger by Local AT February 6, 2008

Basketeer 

A basketeer is a person who's profession is basket-weaving.
Dale Gribble wanted to become a professional basketeer, but he realized that he was awful at basket-weaving.
Basketeer by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

Basketeering 

The sport of riding behind a car in a laundry basket, often following a bout of "Ring-a-Ding Ditch"
Basketeering
Basketeering by Doto004 April 12, 2013

Bashuneethwarr 

A commonly misspelt word referencing someone's amazing fashion sense. A popular replacement for the word fashionista in the UK. (Pronounced Ba-shon-eest-War)
Daven is such a bashuneethwarr