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Bartels’ Law
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
Bartels’ Law by M3Me December 14, 2018
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Turner Bartels k-8
Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!
Turner Bartels k-8 by Bo111 February 16, 2018
Jayden Bartels
Jayden Bartels is a dancer and an actress that was featured on Dance MomsHer birthday is on November 1st 2018 and is currently 13 years old. She’s known on social media as, missjaydenb. She’s best friends with Annie LeBlanc who is featured on the YouTube channel Bratayley
Jayden Bartels by Hannie shipper;) May 18, 2018
Alex Bartels
Alex Bartels by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022
tristan bartels
an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
tristan bartels by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022
Hayden Bartels
Hayden Bartels by thing 5 February 22, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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