Definitions by M3Me

Bartels’ Law 

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

Bartels’ Law by M3Me December 14, 2018

Hoopering 

“Hoopering” is the act of “liking”, thumbing up, or “hearting” one’s own posts on social media. It is akin to high-fiving oneself after masturbating.

That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.

Hoopering by M3Me October 2, 2018

DAN 

Dick, Ass, and Nuts. Often used to describe a foul odor.

Dude, it's smells like DAN in here.

DAN by M3Me December 12, 2016