M3Me's definitions

DAN

Dick, Ass, and Nuts. Often used to describe a foul odor.

Dude, it's smells like DAN in here.

by M3Me December 12, 2016

Hoopering

“Hoopering” is the act of “liking”, thumbing up, or “hearting” one’s own posts on social media. It is akin to high-fiving oneself after masturbating.

That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.

by M3Me October 2, 2018

Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

by M3Me December 14, 2018