Definitions by kingfisherjoey2

DarioG 

Alpha male.

Who is that hot ass Persian walking to Mr. Cardamone's religion class like an absolute sexy beast? Must be DarioG.

DarioG by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Alex Bartels 

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.

Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.

Alex Bartels by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Andrew Samuels 

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

Andrew Samuels by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Marty Freeland

A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.

Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.

Marty Freeland by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022