bart simp
bart simp by LottieDottieChickenFan March 3, 2022
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bart simpson edit
bart simpson edits are the profile picture of most fake depressed 11-12 year olds. usually a song by x in the back if it is a video edit.
dad: hey son! what’s the meaning of your profile picture? it’s a bart simpson edit!
son: nothing
*dad walks away*
dad: hey bro, what’s the meaning of my sons profile picture?
bro: does he play fortnite?
dad: yeah, he’s never off the game!
bro: oh... he’s a “depressed” little guy who makes fortnite dancing tiktoks and craves attention.
dad: ah... well that explains a lot
son: nothing
*dad walks away*
dad: hey bro, what’s the meaning of my sons profile picture?
bro: does he play fortnite?
dad: yeah, he’s never off the game!
bro: oh... he’s a “depressed” little guy who makes fortnite dancing tiktoks and craves attention.
dad: ah... well that explains a lot
bart simpson edit by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019
Bart Simpson
A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.
Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
Bart Simpson by ASESSIno April 25, 2004
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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life
Bart Simpson's Guide to Life by centaur_star October 19, 2009
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is a fictional character on the long running, animated series "The Simpsons". Bart is the 10 year old, troublesome son of Marge and Homer Simpson and older brother to Lisa Simpson. Bart's hobbies include vandalism, skate boarding, writing sentences on bulletin boards after school and pranking people, specifically Seymour Skinner(the Principal at his school) and Moe Szyslak(Local Tavern owner). Bart wears a red, short sleeved shirt and blue shorts. He has spiked, yellow hair. His catch phrases include "Ai, Carumba!" "Don't have a cow, man." and, perhaps the most famous, "Eat my Shorts!"
Helen Lovejoy: My goodness, did you hear that Marge Simpson's son Bart Simpson mooned the security camera at the Kwiki Mart?
Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?
Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?
Bart Simpson by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
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