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Cracker-Barreled 

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.
"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
Cracker-Barreled by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

getting barreled 

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.
me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

barrelled 

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.
whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!
barrelled by sandspit October 25, 2007

dick-barreled

When a bro takes another bro down with him.
yo, check out that guy's pants...they're so tight. you just got dick-barreled, son
dick-barreled by john mouseguy March 28, 2011

double-barreled-ass-blaster 

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.