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couch barnical 

a person whom invades ones home or is invited in and has only the interest of laying on their couch for endless hours
Damn Greg is such a couch barnical.
couch barnical by William Smith April 6, 2005

Barnicle juice 

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice
Barnicle juice by Raldy October 2, 2009

barniculous 

The act of having barnacles on you.
When you see something barniculous, you’ll know it’s barniculous.
barniculous by Niccy J Thiccy February 18, 2023

Holy barnicles 

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

The barnicle 

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother
Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

Nut barnicle 

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.
1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.
Nut barnicle by AROND July 19, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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