The barnicle

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother

Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

by Victor wrongly June 1, 2020

barnicled

to become severely intoxicated by means of alcohol

"Dude, let's get barnicled! Pass the JAMO!"

by TripIII September 13, 2011

barnicle

A barnicle is an asshole in the show of spongebob. Whenever a friend a says that, tell the teacher.

joseph: OMG! Your sucha Barnicle!
Anika:NOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Joseph Dakota Anika February 6, 2018

Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Barnicle juice

Pissed off

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice

by Raldy October 2, 2009

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006