peas and rice

Used as a clean version of the swear Jesus Christ.
From the Hot Fuzz DVD, in the clean airline version.

Peas and Rice, what was that? - Clean
Jesus Christ, what was that? - Dirty
by Dead-Eric August 31, 2007
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tauntingly close

A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.

Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
Person: That was tauntingly close

Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
by Dead-Eric December 01, 2007
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barneys

Vegatables on the plate, the horrid crap ones you dont want to eat.
Person 1: Get those barneys off my plate.
by Dead-Eric November 27, 2007
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