A bartender at a skanky dive bar where all people do is get piss drunk and puke. This bar is usually the last stop on a night of excessive drinking. Often times the person who turns the bartender into the barftender is a weekend warrior trying to hang with seasoned alcoholics.
What's it take to get another drink around here?!?! Where's the barftender?
A barfriend is someone whom you only associate with at a drinking establishment, ie. a bar. Often used in a romantic context, to mean someone whom you are flirty, sexually permissive, or even pretending to date when in the bar.
"My barfriend called me today, looks like I'm gonna be drunk again!" or "Listen, you're just my barfriend, not my boyfriend. What happens in Felix's, stays in Felix's."
Boyfriendervention( noun): A boyfriend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of your boyfriend's participation in a relationship with you, or to arrest the romantic boyfriendship of a friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Boyfriendervene)
A boyfriendervention was the only way Colette knew to get that no good two timing guy out of her sister's life.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."