A bartender at a skanky dive bar where all people do is get piss drunk and puke. This bar is usually the last stop on a night of excessive drinking. Often times the person who turns the bartender into the barftender is a weekend warrior trying to hang with seasoned alcoholics.
What's it take to get another drink around here?!?! Where's the barftender?
A barfriend is someone whom you only associate with at a drinking establishment, ie. a bar. Often used in a romantic context, to mean someone whom you are flirty, sexually permissive, or even pretending to date when in the bar.
"My barfriend called me today, looks like I'm gonna be drunk again!" or "Listen, you're just my barfriend, not my boyfriend. What happens in Felix's, stays in Felix's."
Boyfriendervention( noun): A boyfriend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of your boyfriend's participation in a relationship with you, or to arrest the romantic boyfriendship of a friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Boyfriendervene)
A boyfriendervention was the only wayColette knew to get that no good two timing guy out of her sister's life.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.