barftender

A bartender at a skanky dive bar where all people do is get piss drunk and puke. This bar is usually the last stop on a night of excessive drinking. Often times the person who turns the bartender into the barftender is a weekend warrior trying to hang with seasoned alcoholics.

What's it take to get another drink around here?!?! Where's the barftender?

by drinksatcleats May 11, 2010

Bartenderita

Female bartender

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt

by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

by Memein April 18, 2017

bartendress

see beerwench.

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.

by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

Bartender

People that end people named Bart

Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*

by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020