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barfaroni 

The still-warm, semi-digested remnants of the week-old chili mac that a grizzled, old wino puked up outside the doorway to the city rescue mission.
"Watch it! Man, Pedro, you almost stepped in that pool of barfaroni!"

Wino: "Hey, GIMME DIME!!!"
barfaroni by bus bozo January 1, 2008

barfarrhea

When diarrhea is evacuated from ones anus while they are vommiting. Barfarrhea is caused because when a person wretches they involuntarily squeeze their bowel muscles used to clear the colon as hard as they can.

Barfarrhea is likely to occur when one suffers from food poisening.
I was barfing into the toilet and a puddle of diarrhea was under me when I finished.

I was going diarrhea and I had to vommit on top of my feet.
barfarrhea by Funny Bunny November 29, 2004

barfaroni 

something or someone that makes you so sick to the point of barfing
That meatloaf is so barfaroni!
barfaroni by amber a November 23, 2004

Barfacious 

An all encompassing sensation related to emptying one's digestive tract through the same opening it was filled through. (note: the sensation or desire to ralph is satisfactory to fulfill this sensation)
When we pick the baby up from Autie Karen's, the next two diapers are a barfacious experience in olfactory abnormality, because of her macrobiotic diet.
Barfacious by ex_squid February 4, 2008
the winding walk you take while searching for bars. usually conducted while holding your phone slightly above you face with your eyes on the screen, other styles include moving the phone vertically and horizontally. sometimes causes injury,like falling down open man-holes, because of the pure state on concentration on the phone.
person 1: Dude, how'd you break your leg?

Person 2: i was on a barfari and i tripped over the curb.
barfari by gggbof November 10, 2010

Barfaroni 

You have the flu and you try to have some nice boyardee but you throw up everywhere and need to lie down again.
I tried to eat some boyardee but it was just a barfaroni session. I am sick.
Barfaroni by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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