A bareskin cup is the act of using the palm of your hand in a "cupped" fashion and placing it over your bum hole before you rip a stinky fart. The fartstink, which remains in the hand in a concentrated form, is then distributed by opening the hand in front of anothers nasal passage, causing tear-jerking stink. The Bareskin Cup can also be disguised in short as a "bachlor of science (BSc)" for an unsuspecting victim.
Dwayne shows up at our party the other night with shitstains on his undies so I gave him a bareskin cup to the face. Needless to say he ran home crying
Bareskin Gel is a silky smooth sexual lubricant that when applied to the genitals before & during sex provides more stimulating moisturization & is a masturbation aid. Bareskin Gel is a light gel that closely matches the body's own natural fluids.
Leave the Bareskin Gel on top of the night stand & not in the drawer so there will be no fumbling for it during a heated session of make-up sex.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.