barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017

Balched

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

Blarched

To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.

Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!

by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008

Batched

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

batched

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

by Jangaard May 6, 2010

burched

To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.

"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."

by R.K. Surgeon October 2, 2013

Birched

A term used when you want to get really coked out of your head

I am gonna get birched tonight. You're getting birched, we are ALL getting birched.

by Jaxaltol June 10, 2020