Balched

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Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

Balched by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

Words you can keep

Balched

The action of some knarly son of a bitch out there that will contribute to fucking up your life in any way possible.

Damnit, I got Balched again… My career is over!

Balched by getbalched May 21, 2023

Related Words

Balched • Batched • Bached • Balchen • barched • Batched out • Bilched • Chad Batched • bal cher • bal chera

Batched

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

Batched by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

Balchen

A last name for strong, tall, handsome men, and pretty, well dressed women.

That guy must be a Balchen, look how tall and handsome he is!

Balchen by Jakey123 August 13, 2012

batched

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

batched by Jangaard May 6, 2010

Bilched

A crazy, spontaneous, life-altering adventure that defies logic...

Jarrad: Lets go on a bilched adventure
David: Yewww

Bilched by Itchy bum 34 February 14, 2019

Bached

The level of intoxication previously thought to be unreachable or unattainable.

My vacation was prolonged due to the number of times we were bached.

Bached by Shot gun Eddie March 3, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026