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projectile vomited 

1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them
- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"
projectile vomited by bobefet November 7, 2008

Burp vomited 

When you over eat and your food sits in your through and you burp with a bit of vomit in your mouth
I bent down to help clean up but I burp vomited
Burp vomited by Thispagewasmadeforme November 10, 2020

vomiteria 

a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat
I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger at some vomiteria and choked it down, aferward I thought I was gonna puke.
vomiteria by Michael_Hunt March 1, 2009

Vomiterrific

Something that is obviously really REALLY bad except to the person who made/likes it.
In extreme bad taste, grossly over exaggerated, over the top to the point of being ridiculous or awful.
Jim showed up on his custom bike and it was vomiterrific.

The guidos at the bar looked vomiterrific in their orange fake and bake skin, spiked bleached hair and white shirt.
Vomiterrific by Ernie-O May 30, 2009

vomiterized 

Food served that is so bad that it looks and/or tastes and/or feels like it was regurgitated. Anything that should be edible, but appears to have been regurgitated.
Take that vomiterized barfaroni back to the chef.
vomiterized by J Snow February 5, 2010
The act or act-tation of vomiting on ones own, or someone vomiting on your dick
Last thing i remember is passing out while getting a blowjob from drunk ass chick. When i woke up she was laying on the ground next to me and i totally had vomitdick
vomitdick by beefeat50000 March 22, 2009