1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them
- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"
Something that is obviously really REALLY bad except to the person who made/likes it.
In extreme bad taste, grossly over exaggerated, over the top to the point of being ridiculous or awful.
Jim showed up on his custom bike and it was vomiterrific.
The guidos at the bar looked vomiterrific in their orange fake and bake skin, spiked bleached hair and white shirt.
Foodserved that is so bad that it looks and/or tastes and/or feels like it was regurgitated. Anything that should be edible, but appears to have been regurgitated.
The act or act-tation of vomiting on ones own, or someone vomiting on your dick
Last thing i remember is passing out while getting a blowjob from drunk ass chick. When i woke up she was laying on the ground next to me and i totally had vomitdick
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.