barbituary

A death-notice of someone who OD'd.

It's a good idea to stay off drugs if you don't want your name to end up in da barbituary column!

barbituary by QuacksO March 7, 2023

brobituary 

(n) announcement of a lost one: When one of your bro's ceases to exist from the bromosphere, due to a girlfriend, a job, or death.

Nate is so whipped by Lauren... we never see him anymore. We have to write him a brobituary.

brobituary by Capt_JD8 August 17, 2009

Barbiturates 

An illegal drug that is like heroin and alcohol put together. This durg was develpoed in the early 1900. Barbiturates has street names such as reds and yellows.

1.Barbiturates is like heavy drinking but you get a more sluggish feeling.

2.Kicking a barbiturates habbit is like nothing you kicked. With heroin, you vomit, your stomach cramps up, you can't eat or sleep. With barbituates you get these and more. You go in convultions. You can feel a strain on your body with you kick a Barbiturate habit

Barbiturates by Le Mans June 30, 2005

barbitual 

a habitual user or barbiturates.

"hey man you sure take a lot of those pills"
"eh, I'm a barbitual user. I can stop when ever i want."

barbitual by Bobbie Ganga March 20, 2013

barbitard 

A pretty, or not so pretty, girl or woman who is really dumb or incompetent. Combination of the words Barbie, as in Barbie doll, and retard. Barbitard.

That manager is really pretty, but she's so dumb. She got fired because she's a barbitard.

barbitard by Zzzt June 14, 2005

barbitry

The study of hair and how to cut it.

I just got my PhD in barbitry.

barbitry by danglebee August 18, 2011