brobituary 

(n) announcement of a lost one: When one of your bro's ceases to exist from the bromosphere, due to a girlfriend, a job, or death.

Nate is so whipped by Lauren... we never see him anymore. We have to write him a brobituary.

brobituary by Capt_JD8 August 17, 2009

Brobitchuary

It's the list of every Bro's ex-girlfriends.

Bro did you hear about Chad? Brittany totally cheated on him. She's so added to the brobitchuary.

Also see bathroom wall.

Brobitchuary by Brothulhu October 22, 2010

robituary 

The formal announcement that a robot, automaton, or artificial intelligence has ceased coordinated automated functions.

In The New York Times robituary for NASA's Mars rover Opportunity, K. Chang wrote:

Silent since a giant dust storm last summer, the rover was the longest-lasting robot on another planet ever.

robituary by ala.frosty February 17, 2019

barbituary

A death-notice of someone who OD'd.

It's a good idea to stay off drugs if you don't want your name to end up in da barbituary column!

barbituary by QuacksO March 7, 2023