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(n) announcement of a lost one: When one of your bro's ceases to exist from the bromosphere, due to a girlfriend, a job, or death.

Nate is so whipped by Lauren... we never see him anymore. We have to write him a brobituary.

brobituary by Capt_JD8 August 17, 2009

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Brobitchuary

It's the list of every Bro's ex-girlfriends.

Bro did you hear about Chad? Brittany totally cheated on him. She's so added to the brobitchuary.

Also see bathroom wall.

Brobitchuary by Brothulhu October 22, 2010

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robituary

The formal announcement that a robot, automaton, or artificial intelligence has ceased coordinated automated functions.

In The New York Times robituary for NASA's Mars rover Opportunity, K. Chang wrote:

Silent since a giant dust storm last summer, the rover was the longest-lasting robot on another planet ever.

robituary by ala.frosty February 17, 2019

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barbituary

A death-notice of someone who OD'd.

It's a good idea to stay off drugs if you don't want your name to end up in da barbituary column!

barbituary by QuacksO March 7, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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