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Barbantuan

A large human, beyond gargantuan to the point of being a Barbara
Barb is looking extra barbantuan today
Barbantuan by Blabablaba August 18, 2025

Gargantuan Barbantuan

dude looking at a dude’s gargantuan barbantuan:
damn he got a gargantuan barbantuan

dude with a gargantuan barbantuan:
nigga u gay, stop looking at my ass

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dude on phone:
this girl keeps posting herself naked on x

another dude looking at the dude’s phone:
icl that’s the most gargantuan barbantuan I have ever seen

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dude looking at Patrick’s ass on GIPHY for this dictionary:
never knew Patrick star got that gargantuan barbantuan

Barbantula 

When something is really strange but enjoyable at the same time.
I can't believe that everyone showed up in a lobster outfit to our disco party. It was definitely barbantula.

bargaintuan 

He got the whole case of beer for the bargaintuan price of $1.
bargaintuan by wiley1 April 24, 2008

burbantank 

burbantank is a disease where your cumshot is burban barbecue
"oh no I got burbantank"
burbantank by clitchomper January 7, 2021

Barbantuous 

Leela said that woman’s breasts are barbantuous.
Barbantuous by Sì Bi March 16, 2025
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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