baraked 

To be promised something incredible, almost beyond belief only to be given a worthless tracfone and a link card.

Hey did you get that health care plan with low premiums? No, I go baraked, they gave me this cheap ass tracfone and a welfare card.

baraked by not today May 6, 2014

get barked lol 

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

'hey look' *sends a video*
'whats with the weird glasses at the end'
'get barked lol'
'fuck you'

get barked lol by Lilavender May 12, 2021

Bajaked

When you look in the mirror and realise you have HUGE biceps

OMG IVE BEEN BAJAKED

Bajaked by Suckysuckyyumtum;) July 28, 2018

barked

To be physically and emotionally tired after a long night.

"When Sally came back from the party she was barked and needed some rest."

barked by John1517 October 16, 2008

Look who the dog barked in 

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

Look who the dog barked in by I coin this term December 27, 2019

Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

Barked by Keggalos October 26, 2010

Somewhere a dog barked 

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

Somewhere a dog barked by rperazag June 19, 2010