Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 25, 2010

Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.

You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."

by Deecee Teebee December 24, 2021

Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

by MmmYeahhhh March 14, 2010

bark bark

Bark bark, a phrase made back in 1900 means, “let’s smash”

hey shawty, let’s bark bark tonight.. 😫

by October 04, 2020

Barking

A place in east London. When people hear it they singet the song barking.

Girl: hey I live in barking
Boy: I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'

by EastLondonGirl December 26, 2018

bark

to speak loudly and usually belligerently without knowing what in the fuck you are talking out.

What the fuck is he barking about now?

by vanuel February 03, 2004

Bark Bark

To indicate a woman who's breasts you would like to view and finagle.

A general dissatisfaction for assigned work in school

To show excitement for an up-coming event

"Bark Bark! Excuse me, I'm not from around here... Is it possible for you to show me your boobs?"

"Surprise... Bark bark!"

by Logan Snyder, Admeral kick ass February 12, 2009