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Wito, a pointy boot, shinny button shirt, tight pants wearing beaner!
Wito thinks he is a cool baquero!
baquero by zlolzz September 28, 2011
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Mariana Baquero 

Mariana Baquero is such a beauty and everyone wants to fuck. She’s the hottest girl in the universe. Everyone wants to stick their dick right up in her ass so far it tickles her insides. And her moaning sounds like the church choir from my school.
oh my god Mariana Baquero wants to fuck me!”
“You lucky queer”
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Bauerology 

BAUER-olo-GY n.

1. The study of CTU Agent Jack Bauer (of the show 24)his
-actions
-speech
-technique
-reflexes
-style
-philosophy
-psychology
in dealing with unique situations, etc.

which leads to post-show conversations and Bauer's methods.

2. Anything of, or related to, the character development of Jack Bauer and its further discussion, associations, and fanfare.
eg: a)Bauerology- a social behaviour result such as the way Jack Bauer's overuse of the word "dammit" has created a social behaviour with college students of the Jack Bauer drinking game -for whenever Jack says "dammit" on the show, a person takes a shot.

b) Jack Bauer's methods of torture/manipulation to attain what is needed- the greater good. With Jack's use of Bauerology of getting the job done. One's use of Bauerology may not always be right but may be good justification once results are shown.

c) Bauerology -because the character Jack Bauer seemingly doesn't die, Bauerology proves Bauer's method to get things done quickly and efficiently allows to secure the goal(s) of common interest, in favor of morally correct conclusions.
Bauerology by CTUBauerMission April 30, 2006
Pronounced "Back-eh-reezo" quite possibly the sexiest last name know to mankind. Legend has it upon hearing the proper pronunciation girls can't help but fall in love. It roughly means cowboy and has a Spanish origin. Very few people have this last name in the US so consider yourself lucky if you've meet one ;)
Damn, that Baquerizo lookin fine as hell!
Baquerizo by kingbaq April 17, 2019
An annoying git often seen on the Leyton Orient Messageboard.
Read examples of this annoying person on the Orient Message Board.
BauerO by OrientMB August 3, 2004

Bauerobie 

If you have Bauerobie then if you sleep you think frans bauer is singing "do you have a moment for me" in the corner of your room
I have bauerobie
You are either a total dick or the sweetest person on earth.
"Man, that boy is such a Baquera"
Baquera by Ryanisasweetheart January 23, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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