Bauer

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer

have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome

by kieth stone May 29, 2010

Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.

Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.

by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009

bauer

adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.

"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"

"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"

by Jerry. March 9, 2008

Bauer

(Verb)

1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.

1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"

by MarcTheReaper May 9, 2014

bauer

being or the act of being a pussy

"Man I tried to ask that girl out but I Bauer'd out"
"I would go to that party but I'm a Bauer"

by syborg March 8, 2005

bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

by Mickey February 23, 2005

Bauer

To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place

yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin

by Major.e.rection December 20, 2007