baptise
When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.
baptise by potdude123 May 14, 2005
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baptise
To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.
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Baptise That Ass
Pulling out and blowing your load all over a female's ass after having sex in the doggystle position.
Suppose you see a fine woman walk by with a nice ass, you can say, " Damn baby girl, I wanna baptise that ass" or "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my crib and I'll baptise that ass".
Baptise That Ass by Your Reverend August 4, 2006
Baptise the skinny fat rat
HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE
S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.
S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.
Baptise the skinny fat rat by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021
Jean-Baptiste Maunier
A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.
Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...
Person 2: Aw man, that sucks
Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!
Person 2: Aw man, that sucks
Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!
Jean-Baptiste Maunier by leschoristes354 February 24, 2010
jean-baptiste
The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.
jean-baptiste by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020
Liberty Baptist Church
May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.
Liberty Baptist Church by simping for sidon June 6, 2019
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