bank!

espression yelled by someone after witnessing someone else's misfortune.

as soon as the man tripped and landed on his face i yelled "bank!"

bank! by kevez April 16, 2008

Bank!

A tradition amongst marijuana smokers in memory of a smoker who was arrested. There was a group of friends who got together and smoked pot. One of the people in the group counted all of the banks we walked past when he walked down the street high. He was caught and arrested for smoking or whatever. In memory of their friend, the friends shout bank when they are high. So, if you smoke with a group of friends or anyone, pass the story along and follow tradition.

Alex(while hitting Bob): Bank!
Austin: Bank!
Angel(while hitting the iron lung): Bank!
Meghan(while coughing from the recent hit from Steve): Bank!
Manda(while hitting Steve): Bank!
Mike: Bank!
Kyle(while hitting Anonymous): Bank!
Jeremy: Bank!
Jordan(while puffin that dutch): Bank!
Snickers(while getting hit by Alex or Kyle): Woof!

Bank! by GlazedOnTheHaze September 21, 2008

bank 

A private organization that finds ingenious ways to steal your money which you are forced to use to get your paycheck. Provide nothing of value and when they make mistakes they ask the public for a handout instead of their directors bailing them out like any other normal organization.
Another definition: blood sucking scum akin to lawyers.

bank, money lender, financial institution, leeches, blood sucking scum

bank by zaphodxx January 3, 2009

bank 

A financial institution designed to nickel and dime its members to no end. Banks complain about Credit Unions (CU) because they are "not for profit" and subsequently do not have to pay taxes. However despite the competitive nature of banks and credit unions, banks have not suffered any loss in profit. On the contrary, banks have enjoyed record breaking profits increasingly each year. Banks will always be finding new ways to take your money to increase their profits so all the bitching about credit unions because they don't have as many fees is just whiney suck ass for them.

Examples of Bank Fees:
Application fee
Activation fee
Teller fee
Drive up fee
Balance Inquiry fee
Balance transfer fee
Account opening fee
Account closing fee
Check cashing fee
Checking account monthly service fee
Savings account monthly service fee
PIN setup fee
PIN change fee
Lost card fee
advising fee
issuing fee
confirmation fee
amendment fee
acceptance fee
Negotiation fee
Brokers fee
Check cashing fee on checks drawn on same bank.
ATM withdrawl fee
ATM deposit fee
Participation fee
Self overdraft fee from savings to checking.
IRS refund anticipation loan fees (up to 1,700% APR)
when do the fees end? Banks need MORE Credit unions to compete against. Credit unions have their own stupid fees but with the amount of interest saved in most loans, it's worth it to investiaget both.

bank by someoneincharge May 13, 2005

bank 

to jump someone, to rob them, to fight.

Randy Wagstaff: yo, thanks for walkin us off, man, I thought we wuz gunna get bank'd

Dukie: you ain't gon' bank us iz you ?

Hustla: shit boy, you thank i'm that ungrateful ? i followed you threw 10 shootaz and made mo money then i made in a month! ahhahaha nah i ain't gunna rob you, i juss need ta know next time you fade a dice game, you feel ?

- The Wire The Complete 4th Season, Disc 3, Episode 2

bank by Wide Body Droppa January 28, 2008

bank 

1) a substantial amount of money (n)
2) the condition of being rich
3) to fight

1) man I got some serious bank in my wallet
2) of course that fool drives that BMW he's banked
3) I banked on some sucker and took his wallet

bank by BigBossMike May 12, 2004

Bank 

Where they keeps the money.

Woman: Why did you try to rob the bank?

Girl: Because, that's where they keeps the money.

Bank by Chkywi September 13, 2011