banger card

A fake debit card

He can’t pay for the dinner he has a banger card

by Joshhashoes October 3, 2017

Card banger

Person uses cards to remind them of there daily life and what to say.

Oh man did you see the paper Biden used to remember what to say?

Yea he’s a total card banger

by Green weenie July 20, 2021

Bantercard

A metaphorical device used to educate someone on what is good and bad banter. A person is "awarded" a certain number of bantercards, and their aim is to keep as many as possible for as long as possible. Bantercards are taken away when a person produces inappropriate, poorly timed or just downright strange banter, and awarded in the cases where people are made to laugh and generally enjoy the input given.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.

Person 1: "That's what she said!"

Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?

Person 1: "4 I think."

by R3G1C1D3 April 26, 2011

cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.

'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003