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A person who is silly and daft beyond all knowledge.
Tasha is a banfoon
banfoon by Burt Hurdlebert February 25, 2017
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A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'
That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?
Bafoon by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011
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banoonis 

A very ripe banana, meant to be thrown at people.
"I will banoonis you if you come any closer"
banoonis by FinWonga October 3, 2014

bafoonalito 

An idiot that continuously lingers around and has the endless life of a cockroach. They are notorious for burning bridges and speaking in an exaggerated tone.
Don't bring George around anymore because that bafoonalito embarrasses himself and me every time he opens his mouth.
bafoonalito by Credit 4 Life August 14, 2014
"tha whole joint gone banoony!"
banoony by Breadless August 16, 2003

bafoonary 

when a group of people mess around like idiots.
jim and bob: *running around*
me: STOP THE BAFOONARY
bafoonary by stopthebafoonary March 31, 2017

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.
"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"
baffooning by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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