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Banterlope 

Often also a lad, a Banterlope is someone who has been responsible for some epic banter
We just had a few beers at ours last night, Darryl was a right Banterlope tho!
Banterlope by SC88 July 7, 2010

Banterlona 

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.
Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs
Banterlona by Sutr December 10, 2021

bandarlog 

An incredibly lazy human being with no skill set who gets through life by stealing the work of others and passing it off as their own. Though bandarlogs can come in all shapes and sizes, they tend to be bald, middle-aged men with stooped shoulders. Bandarlogs are drawn to IT professions, where they can attempt to confuse others by using technical jargon, usually incorrectly.
I asked the IT guy why my code wasn't running and the bandarlog replied that he would have to check the metadata before rebooting the server - what a POBAW!
bandarlog by Tell_It_Like_It_Is October 12, 2007

banterlord

That guy is a Banterlord
banterlord by Banterlord September 6, 2015

banterlosis 

A condition acquired by someone who has been overwhelmed by the banter.
Geoff: What's up with Steve?
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics
banterlosis by paedo10 November 13, 2011

Banterography 

A art of taking a funny or stupid photograph, usually to show to friends on a blog or Facebook etc.
*Jim is a master in banterography, you see those hilarious pics on his blog!?

*Tom really needs to work on his banterography skills.
Banterography by Charltzy November 30, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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