Pessi

Nickname of the football player Lionel Messi, known for statpadding against small football clubs in Spain and claiming big awards that he doesn't deserve. Also known for ghosting against big football clubs in the Champions League.
Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"

Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"
by Sutr December 10, 2021
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Banterlona

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.
Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs
by Sutr December 10, 2021
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Tinpot Club

A football club that is known for being trophyless or bad.
"Barcelona is a Tinpot Club, they always lose in the Champions League"
by Sutr December 10, 2021
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