Definitions by Sutr

Tinpot Club 

A football club that is known for being trophyless or bad.

"Barcelona is a Tinpot Club, they always lose in the Champions League"

Tinpot Club by Sutr December 10, 2021

Pessi 

Nickname of the football player Lionel Messi, known for statpadding against small football clubs in Spain and claiming big awards that he doesn't deserve. Also known for ghosting against big football clubs in the Champions League.

Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"

Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"

Pessi by Sutr December 10, 2021

Banterlona 

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.

Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs

Banterlona by Sutr December 10, 2021