A complete buffoon, decides to use "bafoon" instead of buffoon.

They have the highest amount of dyslexia that no high-end doctor can actually diagnose.

Look at that total banastic over there!

banastic by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 6, 2020

banasterbate

When someone (usually a female) uses a banana as a dildo.

Jaime loves to buy the biggest bananas for banasterbatory purposes.
Only Chuck Norris can banasterbate without a banana.

banasterbate by nydavid12345 November 6, 2013

Banastard

noun; An asshole of a banana, i.e. if the Bananas in Pajamas decided to go out and beat up hookers.

Jim, a typical banana: "Don't eat my sushi!"
Bob, a tangerine: "C'mon! Don't be such a banastard!"

Banastard by Bob Dillard. March 4, 2011

Banastical

The art of getting fucky, when things get dark/eerie and words can not explain the level of greatness (possibly when you are indulging in funtivities that are illegal). Banastical can be used to describe the moment or time. This phrase can be used at any time of the day but you have to be positive, not positive you have to be HIV positive that it is a Banastical moment.

Banastical moments come around a lot on Wensdays when consuming large quantities of alcohol and playing drunk bowling with great friends in Pullman Washington. Banastical describe the level of greatness and excitement that everyone has when playing the game of drunk bowling. When this term is used you could possible be the best time of your life.

Banastical by Mr. Runquest April 25, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026