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banastic 

A complete buffoon, decides to use "bafoon" instead of buffoon.

They have the highest amount of dyslexia that no high-end doctor can actually diagnose.
banastic by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 6, 2020
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Banastical 

The art of getting fucky, when things get dark/eerie and words can not explain the level of greatness (possibly when you are indulging in funtivities that are illegal). Banastical can be used to describe the moment or time. This phrase can be used at any time of the day but you have to be positive, not positive you have to be HIV positive that it is a Banastical moment.
Banastical moments come around a lot on Wensdays when consuming large quantities of alcohol and playing drunk bowling with great friends in Pullman Washington. Banastical describe the level of greatness and excitement that everyone has when playing the game of drunk bowling. When this term is used you could possible be the best time of your life.
Banastical by Mr. Runquest April 25, 2010

Banastic 

A person who was the inability to spell words.

A person who has a huge case of dyslexia that it cannot be personally diagnosed by a basic doctor.

They cannot spell or tell the difference between the following:

Buffoon, they, their, they’re your and you’re.
Banastic by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 5, 2020

banastic 

a person who cannot spell "buffoon" but as "bafoon" and makes several uncreative shitposts on usm

also someone who nolifes usm for so long they are nearly the owner
look at him, proper banastic
When your long-haired friend awakes from passing out on a table covered in beer and cigarette ashes, and they are reminded of the night's revelry every time their bangs brush past their nose.
"What did they have it that keg last night?" " Bangstink is telling me Stroh's 1986"
Bangstink by Borntu May 11, 2026
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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