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bananna milkshake 

Giving a blowjob to someone wearing a bananna flavored condom with a hole in the tip.
"Hey Julie, Mike gave me a bananna milkshake last night . . . you were right it was awesome"
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Chocolate Bananna Milkshake

Pushing a bananna up a girls rear and proceeding to have anal sex with her. The force of sex will turn the bananna into a cream that, once you are done having sex with her, will drip from her ass resembling a chocolate bananna milkshake.
Damn man i gave a girl a chocolate bananna milkshake last night and the bananna in her ass really added to the fun!

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar 

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz
I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

Banana Milkshake 

While performing sexual intercourse, the male inserts a banana inside the female's anus. This is typically done in the ever famous "doggie-style" position. Once the male is prepared to ejaculate, he removes his penis from the vagina and ejaculates around the banana, which is still inserted in the anus. Banana milkshake, ladies and gentlemen.
Last night, Jo-Anne and I were feeling quite sexy and she said she was very hungry as well as very thirsty. I told her I would give her a banana milkshake. She was quite surprised, yet pleased with the outcome.
Banana Milkshake by famousb13 October 3, 2009

Banana Milkshake 

When a guy and a girl titty fuck. The penis is the 'banana' and the breasts are the 'milk'. When the penis rubs in the middle of the breasts, it becomes a 'milk shake'. Hence, Banana Milkshake.
Want a banana milkshake? (wink wink)

banana milkshake 

When a girl is giving you a blow job and right before the man ejaculates, he pulls it out and starts swinging it in a helicopter motion, releasing onto face. ENJOY!!
My boyfriend surprised me with the best banana milkshake ever, it only took 45 minutes to clean up.
banana milkshake by Mr. Dark matter November 9, 2010

chocolate banana milkshake 

the best drink ever at 12 midnight.
*blender sounds*

Richie.. what the..

*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh

chocolate banana milkshake.

*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"

me: because it says i have to.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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