banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.

damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!

by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017

banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

apple jesus banana disorder

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.

“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

by mizukithesilly November 8, 2023

Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.

Jesus christ bananas, look at those tits.

by "Pad" August 21, 2006

JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit

"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"

by KityKat November 6, 2007