banana jesus 

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.

damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!

banana jesus by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017

banana Jesus 

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

banana Jesus by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

apple jesus banana disorder 

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.

“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

apple jesus banana disorder by mizukithesilly November 8, 2023

Jesus Christ bananas 

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.

Jesus christ bananas, look at those tits.

Jesus Christ bananas by "Pad" August 21, 2006

JESUS CHRIST BANANAS 

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit

"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"

JESUS CHRIST BANANAS by KityKat November 6, 2007