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balquish by thataintme January 2, 2017
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balqish
A gorgeous girl with a creative, stunning and really into music and art. Though she isnt a flirt, but everyone flirts with her because she is beatiful on the inside and out. She's not so athletic, but yet funny, and quite noisy sometime. Besides, sometimes she's be really cute. She likes to have a good time and is loved by almost everyone. She doesn't care about what her haters think because she knows they are all jealous. she has awsome taste in guys and cats. She may not notice all her secret admirers but thats because she doesn't like to rush to judgment. Overall shes one of the best and cutest people you will ever meet.
Banquished
Extreme and irreversible displacement from your home or workplace. Banished + Vanquished = Banquished
Stay away from Jeff's desk. If he finds anything is missing you're likely to find yourself banquished to some third world country.
Banquished by Brett Bowen April 10, 2008
baquisha
She is a very beautiful dark skinned black women, she is the apple of every white mans eye, they cant get enough of her, even though most baquisha's are of heavy weight class, she is verry attractive and know how to please and satisfy her man when it comes to sex
baquisha by Emillyy sperry December 23, 2013
Banquish
Adj. A guy who has both genitalia and loves to annoy people for fun. But also, he's a total stud on occasions. BUT ALSO, he's a total dickweed on occasions. But mostly awesome. Yeah.
Ps. Siixtus is his lover even though she denies it.
Ps. Siixtus is his lover even though she denies it.
Banquish by Mikehox Toobig September 8, 2009
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