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balloon job 

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.
Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!
balloon job by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

balloon job 

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)
"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"
balloon job by Manpanzee February 6, 2006

balloonjob 

The act of sucking laughing gas out of a balloon during fellatio right before orgasm in order to intensify and prolong the orgasm.
I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.