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balloon job 

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.
Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!
balloon job by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

balloon job 

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)
"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"
balloon job by Manpanzee February 6, 2006

balloonjob 

The act of sucking laughing gas out of a balloon during fellatio right before orgasm in order to intensify and prolong the orgasm.
I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026