baloon job 

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

baloon job by Dude October 17, 2002

balloon job 

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

balloon job by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

balloon job 

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)

"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"

balloon job by Manpanzee February 6, 2006

balloonjob 

The act of sucking laughing gas out of a balloon during fellatio right before orgasm in order to intensify and prolong the orgasm.

I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

balloonjob by the self fulfilling prophet September 17, 2017