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A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
I got a pack of baloons today for the party.
Baloon by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom
1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)
baloon by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005
A Minecraft player who is 4ft tall. This type of person is also very cute and kind. He is a very likable person
This baloon helped me with my homework!
I hope baloon would visit me once in a while.
This baloon is so attractive!
Baloon by 76Murders/AngxlicDxvil October 21, 2020

Baloon Knot 

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.
Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.
Baloon Knot by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

baloon knot 

Noun: slang for anus. Just look at an inside out baloon and you will understand.
My dog must have worms because he is dragging his baloon knot across the floor!
baloon knot by EugeneGoldman November 11, 2007

baloon knot 

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.
My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.
baloon knot by d0c March 17, 2008
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