A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

Baloon by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Related Words

Baloon • Baloon Knot • baloon belly • Baloon Bum • baloon from sausage party • baloon job • Baloonarious • baloonbin • baloonbow • Baloonda

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

baloon by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

Baloon

A Minecraft player who is 4ft tall. This type of person is also very cute and kind. He is a very likable person

This baloon helped me with my homework!
I hope baloon would visit me once in a while.
This baloon is so attractive!

Baloon by 76Murders/AngxlicDxvil October 21, 2020

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

Baloon Knot by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

baloon knot

Noun: slang for anus. Just look at an inside out baloon and you will understand.

My dog must have worms because he is dragging his baloon knot across the floor!

baloon knot by EugeneGoldman November 11, 2007

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

baloon knot by d0c March 17, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026