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baloon by nobodyatallgoaway December 10, 2009
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Baloon
A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
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baloon
1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom
1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)
Baloon
A Minecraft player who is 4ft tall. This type of person is also very cute and kind. He is a very likable person
This baloon helped me with my homework!
I hope baloon would visit me once in a while.
This baloon is so attractive!
I hope baloon would visit me once in a while.
This baloon is so attractive!
Baloon by 76Murders/AngxlicDxvil October 21, 2020
Baloon Knot
Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.
Baloon Knot by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
baloon knot
baloon knot by EugeneGoldman November 11, 2007
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baloon knot by d0c March 17, 2008
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