Ballfondler is a legendary guy, he struck fear into the heart of the vicious Jerma985 by saying “he’s going to shove and entire baseball up his ass.” Jerma was utterly terrified when he saw him in the hit game AMONG US (vr) Ballfondler left the game when Jerma wasn’t looking, causing him to be so stressed he mistook a vending machine for a chrewmate. Ballfondler hasn’t been seen since
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"